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...to the Den, which – to shamelessly steal, er, borrow a line from James Lileks – "is a wreck.  Always has been, and probably always will be."  Why?  Mostly because, to be perfectly honest, I can't really be bothered to put huge amounts of time and effort into it.:)  Since I'm not out to win Spiffiest Homepage Of The Year, and nobody's paying me to maintain this thing, it's pretty much a guarantee that despite the occasional half-hearted effort to dust the furnishings and patch the holes in the roof, the Den is likely to remain a rickety ramshackle affair that, like Topsy, "just growed."  Hey, whaddaya want for free?:)  Anyway, feel free to come on in and look around – just be careful opening the closets.  There's no telling what might fall out of them.

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SITE NEWS:
updated Oct. 18, 2009

Three new entries in the "Journal of Unfortunate Food". Click here to see the full update history page.
Home Page: You're soaking in it, right now.
The Game Room: I love classic videogames – don't you?  If you recognize that marquee above, then you too remember the Golden Age.  Come on in, and take a tour through my personal collection of vintage consoles and quarter-eaters.
The Journal of Unfortunate Food: Close Encounters of the Grocery-Store Kind with strange, allegedly edible food-like products...  Now with new and improved original geniune imitation flavor!
Hardware Hacking: Electronic and mechanical projects undertaken for a variety of nefarious purposes.  Come on up to the lab and have a look around – just don't touch anything, and whatever you do, don't push the red button!
Ephemera: Assorted bits of internet humor, articles of occasional interest, and other odds and ends.  If it doesn't fit anywhere else, and isn't big enough to justify a category of its own, it'll probably end up somewhere in here...
Links: The inevitable, obligatory collection of people and places which I think are cool, and therefore you should too.

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